And On To The Next

Well with A&P and Cell Physiology out of the way, we are on to the first step of patient assessment.
Oh how much I miss a real live patient to look at. This is where I disagree with the old timers who claimed that being an EMT for a couple of years was essential to becoming a good paramedic. Over the course of being an EMT I seemed to have lost my imagination, replacing it with actual visualization. Right now I'm having some difficulty with providing an assessment to a patient that besides being a 19 y/o punk, is completely healthy. Not the typical gray hair tripoding as I walk in the door, or the lethargic hypoglycemic staring glossy eyed at the TV. Granted yes, I do have the ability to compile my thoughts to provide a coherent report. Though I certainly have not retained the ability to verbalize what I'm looking at/for when assessing a patient. Seems to me, besides actually knowing the flow of the call, I'd be better off without any field experience at all. Having never been tainted by the real world.
And what in the hell is this oral station that National Registry has. First of all it seems very strange to test the ability to imagine my way through a call, especially when medics seem to be so touch orientated to begin with. I know I'm just bitching for the sake of bitching, but it just seems out of place. Although I do believe I can have a little fun with this. With the traffic lights on, I place the vehicle in park, removing the keys as I exit, I place my left foot in front of my right, then place my right foot in front of my left, I continue this until I have reached the patient's side.